I saw this on Pinterest and it piqued my curiosity.
Mainly because the only response I had was "ummmm I dunno...it would burn...I guess". Oh and "why is there an 'it' in there...it doesn't need an 'it'...take out the 'it'!!!"
So I stupidly clicked the link.
1. Some video started screaming at me (I hate those things!)
2. It was one of those click through slide shows (I REALLY hate those things)
3. This was the first slide
3a. Okaaaaay. That is how to use Citrus on skin...not specifically underarms...lets click through
4. Next was "moisturize" (Cassandra is that you???), then "sunscreen", then like vitamins or some
nonsense....
4a. Not ONE f**king slide talked about armpits (wow that sounds much worse when I say it out
loud)
5. The site was so "loaded" with BS it killed my web browser
So now I am annoyed because I had to log back in to everything AND I still don't know what happens when you put lemon on your pits.
My assumptions are it will shrink pores and reduce acne...I don't know why I need this kind of treatment for my arm pits but its on Pinterest so it must be good...right?!?!
Maybe it kills bacteria that causes odor...or you will just smell lemony fresh...for a bit.
Can you imagine my hubs coming home and seeing me rubbing half a lemon under my arm....?!?!
How hard do you "rub"?
Do you leave it on or rinse it off?
Do you do this before or after showering?!?!!?
Does it matter what kind of lemon?
Can I just use lemon juice from a jar (Not from concentrate)?
I have so many questions....
***Directions unclear: I now have "fresh" squeezed lemon juice and I smell like a walking can of pledge...who is thirsty? Also, I seem to have attracted ants...***
SIDE NOTE - I am NOT actually trying this...it just sounds like something that would end badly for me. #mypitsareonfire
SIDE SIDE NOTE - I'd somehow get it in my eye and go blind or something
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