A week or so ago it had been raining here in LA for like a week. Not just a nice Spring shower in the afternoons. We are talking about hell being unleashed on Earth.
The wind was so bad I thought my house was going to blow away. It rained so much so fast my street looked like a river. The thunder/lightening was so bad I had three animals vying to sleep on top of me because they were scared. It was a fun week.
Thankfully this hell week is over...or so I thought.
Since it's been raining so much, I've been having to put a lamp on in my office because it's so f**king dark.
As I was sitting there trying get my day started I heard something.
Scratch scratch scratch
Scratch scratch scratch
I look in the direction I think the noise is coming from and....
On the tall lamp behind me inside the bowl shade there is a MASSIVE shadow.
I have somehow transported across the room.
I am now staring at this shadow trying to claw its way out of the lamp shade.
Its a bug who shall not be named and its dying and unable to get out, that I can see, but its still alive and I am losing my $hit!
So while whimpering like a fool I found a step ladder and some Raid.
I unplugged the lamp, then I created a swimming pool for my new friend.
It disappeared into the bowels of the bowl and I figured it was dead. I was creeping closer, when that mother f**ker suddenly went full Independence Day on me.
I screamed so f**king loud.
Once I deemed it ACTUALLY dead I carefully put my lamp outside....trying not to freak out more and decided I needed a new one anyway....
