For real though...right in the Childhood!
'scuse me while I cry in the corner.
She still sounds perfect...
ALWAYS Mrs. Potts!!!!!!!!! Also, there is no way its
25 years old...
NO WAY!
Moving on...
sooooooo I was legit hacked. Someone who has no life...who if they put half the effort they put into stealing into a real job would be successful! He got in to my Amazon and used
MY GIFT CARD to buy himself a Samsung External Drive. I have the address, because I got an email telling me my order would ship tonight...
WHAT?!!?!?!?
Anyways, I looked up the address and found a Business Park. I called the first number I saw and the lady that answered said
"OMG, did he steal your VISA too?!?!" What...um no. I told her my sad story. She said I was the
12th person calling about something like this. He uses the address for Suites that are empty...
SERIOUSLY?!?! But this time he may get caught...wanna know why. Because I'm not with
VISA. I'm not looking at my bill a month out and trying to figure this out. I
KNOW this will be delivered
TOMORROW. And now so does Amazon, their Fraud Department and the local Police. I considered sending a box filled my dog
$hit but I didn't want some poor unsuspecting business owner to get it by accident. Anyways
"SERGE"...hope you like prison.
*fingers crossed his @$$ gets picked up*.
Serge Kaluga
Kiamensi road 805
apt.984
Wilmington, Delaware 19804
United States
Feel free to ship poop if you want.
Also, note to self...standing outside in the dark and saying
"Come play with us" like the creepy kids from
The Shining, then laughing hysterically,
REALLY freaks out the neighbors. In my defense I was in the process of taking care of Aphids and they were hiding. So I was spraying killer bug juice on the plants trying to get them to come out...so I could
KILL THEM!
In conclusion, I went from happy crying...to I want to nut punch a crook...to I think my neighbors think I'm a psychopath...
Ahhhhahahahahhaha....
