Mind you prior to the live show I was watching reruns of A Haunting....like all day! I clearly watch these kinds of shows all the time. A Haunting, My Haunted House, Paranormal Lock down, Paranormal Survivor, Ghost Hunters, Celebrity Ghost Stories, Paranormal Witness...I think you get the idea. And while sometimes they give me the heebie jeebies, I am not usually scared...most times I'm just intrigued. I mean I know some people are nutters but they can't ALL be making this $hit up...right?!?!
So as I said it was a NEW episode of A Haunting so I was like sure why not *BAD IDEA*. This episode was about a DEMON that attached itself to a young girl.
*quick recap* Her dad died before she was born. Weird $hit starts happening in the house like 9 years later. They think its dad. Little girl sees dad. Its not dad, it morphs into this horrifying creature with f**king cat eyes (oh hello "yellow eyes"...watch SPN). It DRAGS the little girl around the house, hides in the closet/bathroom/HER BEDROOM and is very violent. I'm freaking out a bit...this is kind of scary.
Moving on, I go to bed a little spooked but I am fine. As I am showering I heard a noise so I opened my eyes and see a distorted face staring at me through the curtain, *yipahhhhhhh*...Dammit dog...quit being creepy. I finish up and go to lay down. Speedy starts going BAT$HIT crazy. Ummmm...dog....Dog...DOG...STAHP! He is barking and growling at me. He is BITING at my arm and literally pulled me off the bed. He stopped...I got back in bed and he went ape$hit again pulling on my arm. "What is wrong with you?!!?!" It started to hurt so I yelled and he stopped. I laid down and he climbed on top of me...growling...NOT at me, just in general. "WTF dog, it is NOT play time. Go to sleep, you are freaking me out!"
I got comfy and started reading my book. I was just starting to get drowsy when one side of my closet doors slowly popped open (its two of those two panel sliding ones). *eeeeeep* "Its a cat. *sees cat in my lap* Its the other cat " I crawled to the edge of my bed....no cat. "f**k, f**k, f**k." I pushed the door closed. I attempted to get comfy again...it popped open again, no cat in sight...*sigh* "I'm going to die". I pushed it closed. I just laid back down when my door popped open again *staring in horror* and then one of the doors on my husbands popped open *scream* I dove to the foot of the bed and I thought I saw a black shadow go under the bed. "WTF this isn't funny!!!" That was the black cat...right....RIGHT?!?!? Old lady cat starts "complaining" and growling. "Oh just f**k me sideways, what is happening?!?!!?"
I jumped up, closed my closet...tethered it shut with a rope belt thing. I closed the husbands closet and blocked it with the laundry basket, then looked under the bed. Nothing...no cat....*breathing heavy* "Its fine, we are fine...its FINE!"
I am now just staring at the TV waiting for something...nothing happens *whew*. I eventually start to doze off and I hear *knock knock knock* *eyes pop open* *whimper* *pulls covers higher*. I am clearly hearing things. *knock knock knock* My closet door is moving but can't open. "$hit $hit...its a cat, its a cat". *bang bang bang*. Speedy starts growling, old lady runs out of the room. "OMG I am going to be a statistic!" I dove to the edge of the bed...nothing *sobbing* "It has to be a f**king cat!"
So now I am going to be the "stupid girl" from the horror movies. I slowly lowered myself to look under the bed. I hear a *hiss* and two glowing eyes come darting at my face. I screamed, speedy is barking, I fell off the bed head first (we have tile floor...OW!) and now have a black cat playfully attacking my arm. *with a shaky voice* "I f**king hate you!!!! You know that right!"
It was Demon Spawn. Apparently she wanted to mess with me for some ungodly reason. She was popping the doors open and then hiding under the bed, I guess. Her collar is broken so there isn't a bell. She is in super stealth mode at the moment!
Soooooo not a spirit or whatever...just an @$$hole cat.
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