So if I plant them do I get my own mini savior...?

Oh my, I might be going to hell for that one. But you laughed, didn't you? *muahahaaha*

What...why...I don't...why...?  And by the way the first time I read it, I read "Jesus promises seed" and was confused.   Also, they look like sun bleached candy corn.  I HATE candy corn *shudder*.  

I don't get the seed thing...  Am I missing something?  Did I forget part of my religious upbringing?  Is it like...so a promise when planted like a seed grows into something beautiful...?  Okay, I can get behind that.   

He made a proclamation to come back after dying for our sins.  Is that the promise?  

Is this a new thing?  I've never seen "scripture candy" before.  Like I know some Easter candies have other meanings related to Easter but this is new to me.  I'm not being a complete jerk I am genuinely curious.  I just don't think I agree with the branding.  If we are going for the "seed" thing why not do something like chocolate covered sunflower seeds or jelly beans.  Those look more like seeds to me.  These just look, unappetizing. 

Also,  I don't know how I feel about saying I ate "Jesus Seeds"...its just...its just WEIRD.