It is confirmed!

Sorry sorry sorry to harp on this.  So I made a new friend.  My new friend was extremely tall next to me in my chucks.  So I asked her (not rudely) how tall she was.  She said "oh I'm 5'10" but I have on 3" heels".

So that puts her at 6'1" (right?!).

I was eye level with the boobies.  No kidding.  We were chatting and my eyeballs were just above the center of the tata.  And I mean they were nice tatas.  How do you not stare at tatas that are legit eye level?!?  I tried to look over her shoulder but I wasn't tall enough.  So I tried to make eye contact but I am a half pint sooooo yea the struggle is real!  She totally smacked me at one point (not hard)...

...Because I kept looking around like I wasn't listening but I was listening I just didn't know where to look!

She was awesome about it calling me her little American Girl Doll (hey now!). 

Anyways if she was 6'1" with heels on and my eyes were mid chest then it is safe to assume my conclusions from this post are highly accurate.

Is 5'1" really that short...?

Okay I know I am shorter than average.  Although recently I seem taller...maybe better posture from running.  Who knows.  Anyways last I was measured, I was 5'1" - ish.  Lately, I am really starting to feel insanely short.


1)  Went to a Movie Tavern to see Rogue One.  My feet didn't reach the floor!  I could swing my legs without consciously lifting my feet.  WTH?!?!

2)  Went to use the potty at a new restaurant.  My feet didn't reach the f**king floor.  I felt like a kid learning how to pee pee on the potty!  Did I drink the drink from Alice in Wonderland?!?!

3) Went to Godiva for some gifts.  Two amazonian women walked in.  I legit came up to their shoulders.  And they were in flats.  They stepped on me twice each.  After the last time the older lady, with a Russian accent (I think) said, "I am so serry, you are jest so tiny".  Ummmm thanks...?

4)  I got put in the front with the kids at a Christmas display because I was staring into the back of someones shoulder and the people around me felt bad....

 

5)  My friend is just shy of 5'9" and I take two steps to her one.  Running together is...interesting.

6)  People joke that the seat cushion in my car that I have to keep me from getting a back ache is there so I can see over the steering wheel.....and truthfully when I don't sit on it, I do feel like I can't see over the steering wheel. 

7)  I tried to drive my friends 4x4...I had to move the steering wheel down...and still only just saw over the dash....

8)  I actually got stopped and sort of measured for a ride...like they looked at me real hard, then let me pass.  I think its because my brother in law is so f**king tall I look like a kid next to him....

9) When I wear heels it trips people out because I am suddenly near eye level

10) I am perpetually used as an arm rest

11)  I have to climb on the counters to reach the top shelves when I am cooking or shopping

12)  I don't own a pair of pants or leggins that aren't at least 2"-3" too long. . . . .

BONUS:  When I get angry people think its "cute"

NOTE - I'm not complaining really, I just think its funny because I never thought 5'1" was THAT short....