"I'm Already There" - Lonestar
He called her on the road
From a lonely cold hotel room - Those are the worst
Just to hear her say I love you one more time
But when he heard the sound
Of the kids laughing in the background
He had to wipe away a tear from his eye
A little voice came on the phone
Said "Daddy when you coming home"
He said the first thing that came to his mind - Awwwwww *tear* isn't that SWEET!
I'm already there - Oh...um okay......
Take a look around - Seriously, Where....where are you....?
I'm the sunshine in your hair - That's nice
I'm the shadow on the ground - if Doctor Who has taught me anything its don't trust shadows!!!
I'm the whisper in the wind - OMG The Trees are talking!!! Don't put on the headband!!! The forest is ALIVE!
I'm your imaginary friend - If the Exorcist has taught me anything its that Imaginary friends are usually DEMONS!!!!
And I know I'm in your prayers - a tad presumptuous.
Oh I'm already there - Creeeeepy!
She got back on the phone
Said I really miss you darling - Aw
Don't worry about the kids they'll be alright - Isn't that a movie?
Wish I was in your arms - Daaaaaw
Lying right there beside you - Brown chicken brown cow!!!!
But I know that I'll be in your dreams tonight - Oh ho ho ho naughty naughty!
And I'll gently kiss your lips - Wait...wait...are we phone sexing...?
Touch you with my fingertips - This is really sounding like phone sexing....
So turn out the light and close your eyes - OMG YOU ARE TOTALLY PHONE SEXING!!!!
I'm already there - well good for you, I need a little longer
Don't make a sound - Yea because the kids will think mommy is being murdered!
I'm the beat in your heart - is this a metaphor for a pulsating...never mind
I'm the moonlight shining down - Mood lighting!
I'm the whisper in the wind - yea, whispering "sweet nothings" through the phone...
And I'll be there until the end - Well you better stay till she's done!
Can you feel the love that we share - excuse me sir, this is getting inappropriate!
Oh I'm already there - do you have to keep reminding me...?
Theres another chorus but you get the gist. Why am I like this?!?!? I've always thought this was the sweetest song. Now whenever I hear it, I'll only be able to think naughty things.
SIDE NOTE - I still love this song and think its a beautiful song. I just had a moment of immaturity, that was so funny to me, I thought I'd share.
