Yea I was one of those unfortunates that got that notification. The washer...not the...nevermind. I mean it didn't literally say that BUT if you denied the "mandatory" recall you were then liable if the washer lid flew off and killed someone...
Anyways, I did the "right" thing and scheduled a tech even though my washer wasn't doing the psycho crazy vibration thing because reasons. BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER! The tech came out and did the recall repair and get this...GET F**KING THIS! After the stupid "fix" my washer started showing the symptoms of the recall...WTF over?!?!
Yea that's right AFTER they "fixed" it, it started error-ing out, shaking violently, basically just being an @$$hole. So I called the help line. I wanted to murder someone after that call. They essentially said "oh well".
So, I sure did BLAST them on Twitter. I went into full attack mode. And guess what...guess f**king WHAT?!? I suddenly got all the help in the world.
Flash forward, they wanted to send ANOTHER tech out but we were moving and they said just call us when you are all settled. So I called as instructed. I AGAIN felt stabby. I was told that I broke it during the move. I went ape$hit, got a manager, and the manager said...can you "prove" you reported it before you moved it because there is no record of you EVER calling in before today. Can I just thank every deity out there for f**king Twitter?!?! So I said yes I can. I started rattling off dates and conversations. That b**ch had NO RESPONSE. So they said I would get a call from customer whatever person. FOUR days later nada. So I went back to Twitter. I didn't publicly blast them this time but I messaged them.
Again, twitter to the rescue. Within 24 hours the social media manager deemed my washer a lost cause and offered me a refund. Yes please!
Moving on, we bought another washer and it was finally delivered today *yay*.
The delivery guy was awesome. He was super nice and professional. And I am 100% oblivious! At the end of the interaction:
Him: so this number here, is this yours?
Me: Yep
Him: If they contact this number you'll give us a *shy smile*...on a scale 1-5...?
Me: Five for sure!
Him great!
Me: *friendly smile*
Him: So can you receive texts at that number?
Me: *thinking its a text survey* yep!
Him: Great! *big dopey smile* So what's this other number?
Me: Oh that's my husband
Him: Oh *smile falls* so I shouldn't text you later to ask you to dinner?
Me: *crap* Oh...um no...no that wouldn't be good
Him: Oh Ok, right...do I still get a five...?
Me: Yes, of course
JFC! He was hitting on me and I had NO IDEA. I mean I didn't have my rings on and I was distracted (working) but is my game that off that I am that oblivious?!?!?
Also, 3 hours later I was eating alone at a quick service place. I smiled at at police officer...I am always smiling people! This is not anything new!!! He walked over to me and sat down *$hit*. He then cockily smiles at me and says (STG)
Officer: Do you eat here often
Me: *what?!?!?* Ummmmm no....
Officer: *leans forward* You should
Me: *puts left hand on table* I ...no....
Officer: *sees my rings* Oh...sorry. Just thought you should know, you are very pretty *winks* have a great night.
OMG, y'all I looked like @$$ today. I had on yoga pants and a t-shirt...no makeup...hair in pigtails...not even REMOTELY trying!!! All I can think is my new perfume oil has some jacked up pheromones in it that attracts EVERYONE!!!!
Most people will say life gives them Lemons at some point in their life, and the common response is "Make Lemonade". Well I want to say I am tired of making lemonade! Why can't life give me a better 'fruit'? I hope you can learn something or at least be amused by some of the off the wall things that happen in my life. I will also post random product reviews, movie reviews, book reviews, etc...I am a random person and like to keep all my lemons in one place.
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
"Your washer might kill you"...Oh and "hey gurl, hey"
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