Me: *standing in line being oblivious*
Guy: You smell delectable
Me: *trying to ignore the conversation behind me*
Guy: *tap tap* Seriously what is that scent, I could devour you
Me: *wtf* *turn around* Excuse me?
Guy: Sorry but whatever your wearing smells so incredibly tasty
Me: *blushing* Right...um its an oil perfume I just got as a sample...
Guy: Since I can't eat you, guess I'm getting pomegranates and marshmallows for dinner
Me: Its...wow...ok....*hysterical laughter*
Guy: *beet red* Jesus...seriously...sorry!!!
I ordered my food and went and hid in the corner until it was ready....
What just happened?!?!? What is in my new perfume...?!?!? Who says that?!?
I really don't think he was hitting on me intentionally. I don't even think he realized what he was saying...maybe...was I being punk'd?!?!!?
SIDE NOTE - this was paraphrased but you get the gist and he truthfully was CREEPY about it!
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