What a pig...actually not a pig, that is an insult to pigs! *Creeper Alert*

I'm not sure if you know this but the place to pick up women is at the drug store.  Even if said women are 100% not interested. A quick flirt is one thing but this was RIDICULOUS!

I was pulling into a local drugstore when the door to the car in the next spot flew open.  I politely stopped to let them get out (they were backed into the spot).  The door closed, I pulled in and proceeded to collect my coupons to head inside.  It wasn't until I went to get out of my car that I saw the driver of the other car hovering in front of my on his phone.  "hmmm, odd".  But I thought nothing of it and got out (I should have realized then that he was a weirdo). He said "Hello!" and walked ahead of me, like he was waiting for me.  "Uh...hi", then he suddenly stopped and turned to look at me (CREEPY!). 

Maybe if he looked like this...nah

 

 

I stopped...he was wearing a sleeveless superhero shirt and board shorts with flip flops, about my age.  Nothing special, just a normal looking guy.  He was staring a hole through me!  I took a WIDE route around him so as not to get too close.  He LAUGHED and then followed me inside.  *thinking* "does he think I am flirting...why is that funny...its NOT funny, I am freaked out a bit!".  I did my shopping and went to get a snack for my office.  As I turned down the snack aisle, I literally ran into him.  The things I was holding fell to the floor.  He bent to pick them up (okay that was nice) but the whole time he was on the floor he was looking UP at me... I was EXTREMELY uncomfortable because he looked almost predatory (an I am about to devour you look) and I had a freaking dress on. 

He handed me my stuff, I said thanks and started to walk away.  He stopped me and said "I like your smile." Uhhhhh, thank...you... *bee line down the aisle*.  I heard him laugh again. WTF?!?  As I was checking out I felt someone walk up behind me.  Something lightly touched the back of my arm. *sigh, thinking* "Are you kidding me?!?" Okay at this point every red flag/siren/danger Will Robinson is going off in my head.  I glanced over my shoulder and guess who (OMG!).  He says "I just wanted to let you know I think you are really pretty." (still lightly touching my arm) *annoyed laugh* "Thanks....".  I turned back around and he LEANED forward (WTH, Personal Space!) and loudly whispered in my ear "I'd like to see you again." Okay that is it, should I become atomic biotch or just ignore him.  The cashier is looking like she is ready to kill him for me (she knows me, I am a regular customer).  I didn't turn around, I just held up my left hand and said "Sorry, married." The cashier laughed.  He said nothing and STAYED in my personal space, until I was done.  I felt like he was sniffing my hair but I think I was just being paranoid. I didn't use my PIN, I did signature because he was WAY too close to me.  Once done I practically ran out the store, almost running over a guy in a suit in the process. 

I'm about to become a statistic

As I was getting in my car I noticed his car was still running (Odd) but I couldn't see in (DARK tinted windows).  At this point I am thinking I am about to be kidnapped or something (I should stop watching Crime Dramas).  I wanted to leave before he came out (unsuccessful).  I backed out as he was getting into his car. He unabashedly STARED at me with this weirdo smile (like Norman Bates level creepy smile/stare). 

Not sorry, haha

He then got into the car where there was a female, I could see through the windshield.  WTF?!?!  Okay maybe it's his sister.   Then they started making out...not just a kiss/peck...borderline pornographic...okay still could be his sister, right...?  Time to make my exit!






I just...he was pretty much aggressive in his pursuit of me and he had a girlfriend/wife/f**k buddy waiting in the car.  Were they looking to add someone to their bedroom fun?  Or was he just a twat booger?  Or was there something else going on? Either way WHO DOES THAT AT A DRUGSTORE?!?!?!  I can understand a chance meeting, maybe (like romantic comedy style) but I was CLEARLY not interested and he kept on with is creepy self.  Completely unnerving!

What is wrong with using the guest bathroom???

Okay maybe I am being a bit picky but we have two bathrooms.  TWO!  One in our master suite (its not as fancy as it sounds) and one in the hall.  The one is the hall is what I consider the "guest bath".   Apparently some of my "guests" don't know this or just don't care to acknowledge it. 


So here's my question...when you go to someone's home do you:

A) Use the hall/guest bathroom?
or
B) Walk through their BEDROOM and use the master bath???

Am I the only one that thinks its weird to walk through someones bedroom to use the loo...?!?  I'm not talking about asking because someone is in the other one or something is wrong with the hall one.  I mean by passing it completely and going to the en suite.  Yea my guests are close friends and family but we have a hall bath that you have to walk past to get to the master bath.  And the master bath is IDENTICAL...its not like I'm hiding a fancy tub or spa like room or anything of that nature.  And both are cleaned regularly, so the hall bath is not funky...if anything the en suite would be a lil funky from daily use. 

Just to be clear I am not necessarily hiding anything in my room or bathroom but I do feel its a bit invasive for someone else to be in there when there is another bathroom with a shower/tub combo in it.  I don't know, I guess I just feel like that is my personal space so unless you ask and I say go in there, you probably shouldn't. 

What if I had something out that you shouldn't or don't want to see...like vag wash or anti-diarrhea whatever or feminine hygiene products.  Seriously do you really want to know that I am having _____ issues.  Or do you really want to see all the products I use to stay pretty (there are a few).  Or do you really want to see the maw maw drawers I wore to bed last night because 99.9% of the time they are just laying on top the covers and the lube is sitting on the night stand (usually used before the maw maw drawers go on because those aren't usually good to have on before sexy time).   Really makes you want to go in my room, right, ha! 

Am I being weird...I feel like I might be being weird.  Because more than one person does this en mi casa.  I am waiting for the day I am sleeping and someone just walks in and is like don't mind me I have to poop.  At that point I may lose my shit before they take their shit and I really don't want to do that.  Use the hall bath for gods sake!  I just can't imagine being at a friends/family members house where there are TWO baths and being like excuse me while I invade your personal space, mind if I use some of your Coochy? 

Side note, I've tried closing the door to my room...they just walk in.  I don't get it!!!!!  Doesn't a closed door mean, DO NOT ENTER...?!? 

I think I might start putting up some very questionable/uncomfortable items in my room as a deterrent.   Like a giant dildo next to the lube...sex games...a horse mask....a whip...a wedge pillow...how about some anal beads...a butt plug (with a tail)...a book about blow jobs with a cucumber for practice....maybe then they would be like "whoa", back out slowly and decide to never enter again. 

**explanation** Coochy is a brand that makes products you use to shave or after shaving