One of these things is not like the other

Okay so being weird Science girl, I get the Space.com Newsletter.  Its fun and I am up to date on all the new and wonderful things happening with NASA, etc.

So I get one today SUBJECT: Life on Mars Could Have Gotten an Early Start | Russia Is Launching Its Fastest Cargo Ship Today: Watch Live!

Sweet!

Here are some of the article titles:

Life on Mars Could Have Gotten an Early Start, 'Black Beauty' Meteorite Suggests

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Fascinating!

Russia Is Launching Its Fastest Cargo Ship to the Space Station Today: Watch Live!

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Oooooo nice

Students Send Human Spit, Baby Teeth and More to Space ... for Science

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Wait...what?  Why...?  Did we learn nothing from Doctor Who???  Don't send your DNA into space!  Do we want the Sycorax to take us over???  I mean its not blood but ..... 

No...?

The End Is Nigh for NASA's Planet-Hunting Kepler Space Telescope

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Well that's kinda sad....

And then there is this....WTAF?

I have never searched for ways to...no...I...WHAT?!?!?
Also, what does this have to do with SPACE?!?!?
Is there an issue with "hair down there", when you are way up there??? 
Is this directed at the "Plant Brain" humanoids? 
Why is there no head?!?!?!
Is it a Vase? 
Why should a vase be concerned with "hair down there"? 

I'm out...Happy Monday...

So long and thanks for all the fish

I'm pretty sure there is a book...and a movie that said something like this...

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I thought this was going to be profound....

"They simply won't notice, the same way a construction crew demolishes an anthill to build real estate because they lack incentive to protect it," 

Soooo unless they are building a "hyperspatial express route.", Earth is unnoticeable? 

DAMMIT!

OR we will be the Space Orcs of the Universe and destroy everything. 

"He suggests that once a civilization reaches the capabilities of spreading across the stars, it will inevitably wipe out all other civilizations."

Hmmmm.  The below is a fav of mine...it was hard to pick just one...I love Humans being the scary ones... its a little long but F**king hilarious!

Humans. The Orcs of space.

This is why aliens won't visit us

Or maybe its why they will come...or have come...are here...crap are we being invaded???

All these tweets and nobody (that I've seen) tweeted Bowie lyrics?!?!?

#MessageToVoyager is pretty epic.  I mean some were wrong, some were hilarious, and some were inspirational.

If you haven't looked at it, check it out.  The deadline was Monday but its still...well just look see...   #MessageToVoyager

Here are some I thought were...interesting...