Ahhhhhhahahaaha! Also, the plush Dalek sold it for me. Look I get it, the government is watching (talk about fiction becoming reality). But think about this...they've been doing it for years, we are now only more aware of it because of Wikileaks and Snowden and stuff like that. Guess the guys with the foil hats had a point...
So while I do not fancy being spied on in my own home how do we prevent it...? Are you going to get rid of all electronics with mics and webcams? I mean I kinda can but I won't. I did unplug Alexa but that is because I have a playful spirit talking to her and freaking me the F**K out.
No really she came on the other day when I was sitting on the couch...alone...with no TV or music on while reading a book. She said something like, "I remember it like it was yesterday. There were clouds in the sky and I could hear the surf from the ocean...." ALEXA STOP! WTF is happening??? Was she doing an audio book??? So yea she got unplugged...
I don't have any smart TVs, I unplugged Alexa, our cameras are outside, I keep a bandaid over my webcam (not because of the government...because my ex is an IT genius and he all but told me he could watch me through my computer without me knowing - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!), and our phones are usually in the other room...not because of paranoia but because we are trying to pay attention to each other when we are home.
Now if someone really wants to listen/watch us having wild monkey sex on the couch because we can, more power to you...just be sure to Photoshop my flaws and blur out my face before you show it to anyone else.
K thanks bye
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