The universe being the b**ch that she is decided to mess with me. We are in a bit of a dry spell thanks to Florence. I think the chance of rain all this week is less than 10%. LESS THAN 10%!!!!
Imagine my surprise when I was driving home Tuesday AFTER MAKING MY LAST CAR PAYMENT and seeing rain. Meh, okay...stupid summer shower. Stupid summer shower that turned into a mini hurricane!
It went from "oh its sprinkling" to "JFC I can't see the road" in like two seconds. With the blinding rain was the most ridiculous light show I have seen it in some time. It was like drunk Thor trying to shock Loki while he's sleeping.
Great, fine...I'll just drive 10 mph down I10. I was singing along with Hamilton. "What as that?" *singing* "Seriously, WTH was that...?" *turns down radio* *ping, ping*
*ping ping ping ping*
"Is that f**king hail?!?!" *ping ping ping ping PING*
"Stop it!!!!! God dammit, I just paid this f**king car off!!!!!"
The rain stopped, the sun came out, and a rainbow shown across I10. "are you mocking me!?!?!?"
So yea...I paid off my stupid car and drove through a hail storm when there was a literal 10% chance of rain and then a rainbow popped up.
The universe got jokes.....
Side note - No damage...whew!
