Life Gives Me Too Many Lemons

Most people will say life gives them Lemons at some point in their life, and the common response is "Make Lemonade". Well I want to say I am tired of making lemonade! Why can't life give me a better 'fruit'? I hope you can learn something or at least be amused by some of the off the wall things that happen in my life. I will also post random product reviews, movie reviews, book reviews, etc...I am a random person and like to keep all my lemons in one place.

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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Of course they are going to put our all time Gold Medal Olympic swimmer in in the water with a real shark.......really people?!?!

So people are pissed that the Shark Week special pitting the worlds fastest swimmer against a great white was a *gasp* simulation.

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The gist from that article...

Did we really think they would put him in a pool/whatever with a f**king great white?!?!

Of course its a simulation! But they did a lot of science. Did you watch the show??? Did you crazy f**kers really want the great Michael Phelps to be eaten by a shark?!?! You sick Bastards!

It wasn't a bad special but even when I heard about it I NEVER thought "so Michael in lane one and Jaws in lane two".

I figured it would be all analytic figuring out the averages for a Great White and then Phelps doing the same distance in the same water and being timed. Culminating in Phelps and a CGI shark racing in the ocean. I thought it was kind of cool, you people just wanted blood shed.

I just find this all very amusing.