Life Gives Me Too Many Lemons: Please stand clear of the doors

Monday, August 29, 2016

Please stand clear of the doors

"Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas."

This is gonna be a hodge podge of nope, strap in, it may be a wild ride.

1. We noticed BLACK MOLD growing on our office ceiling in various places. Yes we had crazy rain and flooding about two weeks ago. But this is bad bad bad. Not to mention we've been complaining that our lights don't work right...sometimes they come on, sometimes they don't. There is a "flooded house" odor. Our A/C craps out randomly. My internet connections crap out randomly. And all of us get headaches, cough, sneeze, etc when here but are fine once we leave. CLEARLY something is wrong. So we told the landlord. HAND TO GOD the jack@$$ that came up here said "well ya see, when we had all that rain the roof leaked." No $hit Sherlock! Soooooo how ya gonna fix it. "I'll come up here tomorrow and replace the moldy ceiling tiles". Ummmm that my stupid friend is a "bandaid". We've had issues for MONTHS. Three days later they came and replaced the tiles. I still believe there is MOLD in the mother f**king ceiling we can't see. Our lights have MOISTURE in them (cuz that's normal). And after they pulled down the tiles, they "cleaned up" the counters...with PLEDGE. Listen here dip$hit...that is NOT a disinfectant. That will NOT kill mold spores. Y'all are NOT FIXING ANYTHING!!!

2. A/C crapped out AGAIN! Guy comes to fix it and tells us we don't know how to use the Thermostat. Ummmm we've been here for 6 months, we know how to use a f**king thermostat. So he "fixes" it and leaves. The thing reset itself and is blowing HOT AIR. He is now back saying "but I fixed it". No, no you didn't. You didn't "fix" it, you bandaided it just like those morons who "fixed" the mold. Shockingly we need a new thermostat....