Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Don't tell me how to live my life

So I was told this is fun...google yourself with some key words and enjoy the suggested searches....

Hmmmm what does I need....?

Ewwwww!  Clearly I need help....

Lets add an 'a'....
That's right, I am an independent woman...who needs a stylist...still needs to poop and has a jacked up nose...geesh!

I can has....
Oh why thank you......I think...

Lets add an 'a'
You wish you knew about my "cool tongue" and donk!

What a girl wants.....
OMG that's awful!!!

What if I want 'to'....
YASSSS! I want to play horsey but I don't want to be Beyonce...that's too much responsibility.

Who does she love?
I love you!!!! And Stevie Wonder....


I like to...shake my boom boom now...that is SO not the words....
Oh, oH! I do enjoy swinging on a Tire...WTF is gta4?!?!?


I like it, I love like it....
Who the eff is Frank?!!??! Seriously gta 4?!!?!? 
I only know Sinatra so YES! Ocean...don't know him...Lucas..."Frank Lucas (born September 9, 1930) is an American former heroin dealer, who operated in Harlem during the late 1960s and early 1970s." Ummmmmm NO!

Oh...gta....GRAND THEFT AUTO....yes lets go rape and murder and rob people for fun in a a Video game....whooohooo!

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