Well because I said I would take it easy on the horror yesterday...I watched...something I can only describe as Disney on Acid.
I captured my thoughts in Notes that I will share here...for funsies, its long so BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUPS.
If you don't want spoilers...stop here.
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is by far one of the most WTAF movies I have seen in a while.
Brain Dump:
- Pooh and co are human sized…?
- JFC Pooh and co eat fucking Eeyore bc they no longer have Christopher Robin (CR) to feed them
- Oh snap their cannibalism made them feral! And they chose to never speak again
- CR comes back with his wife to prove they are real and piglet fucking murders her while CR cowers screaming PIGLET NO!! Bruh help her!
- Pooh kills (?) CR
- Peeps be going missin in the 100 acre wood
- Don’t go to the woods!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Some chick with a complex is encouraged to “get away” to cope…?
- It’s 4 chicks in a cabin, wait 6 maybe...
- Oh ok two are…together..?
- Oh snap that escalated quickly.
- Why he ripped her shirt off first?!?
- Girl just walked out to make a call! Pooh bashed her head in!!!
- Omg is that a grinder…ahhh
- One chick had a horrid stalker sitch 👀👀👀
- Are they going for backstory here???
- This is like a bad porno without the sex
- Oh shit CR is still alive and held captive by Pooh
- I’m confused are they people with masks or human sized Pooh and friends?????
- Jesus Pooh is having an existential crisis!
- Oh fuck is he whipping CR with Eeyore's effing tail?!?
- Oh god a stew of endtrails is showered over him ahhhhh 🤢
- Uh oh she in a hot tub alone
- Is that Pooh or piggie creepin on her
- Aw shit it’s both
- Wtaf?!??
- Ooo boobies
- Oh she dead dead
- Wtf does piggie look like a boar
- Wait wait They subdued her to run her over?!? Da Faq
- Aw hell aw hell he crushed her skull with a tire 🤢
- What’s in her bag
- Is that a gun…?
- He used A sledgehammer?!? That’s gruesome
- Oh god her head just exploded 🤢
- Why do they kill some and kidnap others
- Ewww the messy honey gorging *gag*
- At least I hope that’s honey
- Eewww he’s dripping honey on her
- He slapped her…to death…?
- Oh nope she alive
- Save CR you dipshits!
- Whose screaming?? When did they capture someone else?!?!?!
- Who’s the older chick chained up?!?
- Oh they are half human...is that what she said????
- Who the eff is Charlene, did a miss a whole story line?!?!?!
- How does she know so much CR said they brought here there this morning......
- Oh bitch is hoarsely calling for piglet with a gun, she gonna die die 🤣
- Pooh is dousing her in. Honey and….oh god piglet is eating her alive 🤢
- Oh snap piglet got a sledgehammer to the face
- How do you like it MOFO
- Well that's a whole new meaning to "Hog Tied" 🤣🤣🤣
- Squeal PIggy!
- Oh hell I think she killed him
- Ooooo Pooh ain’t gonna like that
- Oh god knife through the mouth into a post 👀👀👀
- Run BITCHES he's Michael Myers walking....RUN!
- Oh them Hillbillys about to die
- "That ain’t no man"…"that ain’t no bear," jeebus pick up the chicks and drive you idiots!
- Did they....did they just call Pooh a freak... Christ!
- Correction, Logan colt and Tucker about to die
- “Pooh breathes heavily” 🤣🤣🤣subtitles
- 4-1 Pooh still gonna win
- It’s a Mexican standoff…with Brits
- Jeebus he’s not even fighting back
- How is he still alive?!?!?!
- What in the hell. How hard is his slap
- Ooooo karate chop
- Awww come on he stomp/ground his brains into the dirt
- Wait wait did I miss that....? He can summon bees?!? Pahahhahahaa
- DRIVE AWAY CHICKS!!!
- Why did you run him over, for f**ks sake!!!!
- Jesus Christ just slam on the brakes and he'll go a flyin
- This bitch just hit the ceiling like that’s gonna do anything to the maniac bear beating on the roof
- What happened to CR. Did they leave him?!?
- Ooops she lost her head…and then there was one
- She turned the windshield wipers on and smeared her friend 🤣
- Pahahahha CR coming in hot screaming fuck you is the best
- Bruh, he ain’t dead
- Ewww did he just vomit up honey?! 🤢
- Why is he so strong?!??
- This is very Saw/the purge/hostile
- CR offering the sacrifice
- The good is still in you Pooh 🤣🤣🤣
- Let her go, Take me please...I'll never leave you... GOOD LORD!
- He slit her throat and gravelly says "you left" *dying laughing*
- Pooh is a demented asshole
- That's some aggressive stabbing
- Jeebus he stabbed her...through her skull
- did he kill CR finally?
- Pooh growls into the night
- WTAF did I just watch
- I'll never look at Pooh the same
- OMG there is going to be a sequel
- I need a drink
