Most people will say life gives them Lemons at some point in their life, and the common response is "Make Lemonade". Well I want to say I am tired of making lemonade! Why can't life give me a better 'fruit'?
I hope you can learn something or at least be amused by some of the off the wall things that happen in my life.
I will also post random product reviews, movie reviews, book reviews, etc...I am a random person and like to keep all my lemons in one place.
This cannot be real! Why would you want to lounge on a f**king cucaracha?!?!?! Staaaaahp! No just no just nononononononononono! F**k that...f**k the person who made this...just f**k it all!
I would see that f**king thing laying on the beach and think we were being invaded. Call Men in Black, we've got a bug!
I'd probably run away screaming and crying while my husband laughed...
...just kidding. He'd probably sacrifice me to the giant *shudder* bug and run for his life.
He's awesome like that...
In case you want one go here. But I don't think you should buy one. Because 1) EWWWWWWW and 2) You'd be indirectly responsible for my future insanity. So DON'T DO IT!
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