Most people will say life gives them Lemons at some point in their life, and the common response is "Make Lemonade". Well I want to say I am tired of making lemonade! Why can't life give me a better 'fruit'?
I hope you can learn something or at least be amused by some of the off the wall things that happen in my life.
I will also post random product reviews, movie reviews, book reviews, etc...I am a random person and like to keep all my lemons in one place.
Showing posts with label The 5th Element. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The 5th Element. Show all posts
This cannot be real! Why would you want to lounge on a f**king cucaracha?!?!?! Staaaaahp! No just no just nononononononononono! F**k that...f**k the person who made this...just f**k it all!
I would see that f**king thing laying on the beach and think we were being invaded. Call Men in Black, we've got a bug!
I'd probably run away screaming and crying while my husband laughed...
...just kidding. He'd probably sacrifice me to the giant *shudder* bug and run for his life.
He's awesome like that...
In case you want one go here. But I don't think you should buy one. Because 1) EWWWWWWW and 2) You'd be indirectly responsible for my future insanity. So DON'T DO IT!
