Excuse me ma'am but your vagina appears to be sticking it's tongue out at me

This week on "who let that go to market?!?"

No but really look closer...

CLOSER!

I love me some minions but that is just POOR placement!  Yea it's off center so it makes it a little better but it is off center from that lady's hoohah and I just don't feel comfortable.  For gods sake, his tongue is pink! And its in the right vicinity...and all I can think of is a clam...and *shhhh* It's like her vag is trying to seduce me!  *growl*

My first thought, "OMG just move the image a little higher!!!" A tongue coming out of the stomach area is much more acceptable in my book.  But them I realized if they weren't careful with that we would be accentuating her tatas with those bulbous minion eyeballs.  But I find that I am more okay with that, than this. 

In case you want to use a minion dress to draw attention to your Garden of Eden, you can get one here for under $20.  I like the idea and I would have totally worn it but all I can think now is "But, but people will be looking at my lady parts *whimper*" and that just makes me uncomfortable. 

"BANNANA!!!!!!" 

Side Note:  Since I am about the height of a minion this could actually work on me. . . the dress might rest JUST low enough so that the tongue isn't quite "hey look at my peesh!"

Who knew a minion could be so frightening...?

So sitting in our living room having a chat with the hubs and suddenly we hear "bee do, bee do, bee do".  What in the world?!?!?!  The TV was on mute and neither one of us have THAT as a ringtone (which now I totally want it as my text tone).  We just stared at each other, kind of in shock.   Then we heard it again.  OMG!?!  We couldn't tell where it was coming from.  Then he picked up his iPad and realized he had been playing some minion game and when he closed the cover it didn't go off like it normally does.  So since it was sitting there inactive the minions started talking!

So I started laughing and was like holy shit, can you imagine if that happened at like 2AM.  Then I pictured him and I having a "Sam & Dean" moment.  Him with the gun & flashlight and me with a baseball bat going all hunter like down the hall way trying to find the creature that was talking.  My luck and actual minion would pop out from behind the couch but instead of something adorable it would have razor blade teeth and a hunger for human flesh.  Seriously, can you imagine seeing a bright yellow bebette going "bee do, bee do, muak muak, me want banana *snarls not like dog*" while it stares hungrily at you. 

I think I'd sh*t a brick!  I mean I know how to "banish" evil creatures thanks to extensive reading and watching TV (because ya know everything on TV is true, right).  But actually faced with something super creepy...I don't know if I'd react in time. 

So that's how my brain works.  I take something adorkable and make into something nightmare inducing all because an iPad game made a noise when it shouldn't have. 

I have one hell of an imagination, just saying.