What...what did you feed me?!?!?!

Co-worker:  OMG you have to try this!!!
Me: Uhhhh what is it?
Co-worker:  Its sooooo good just try it! *pushes green thing towards me*

Me: Uhhhh it looks like an overgrown UNRIPE fig. 
Co-worker: *exasperated* Just EAT IT!
Me: okay okay, geez... *takes a bite*
*seconds later*
Me: OMG that is soooo juicy and sweet!!! *looks at fruit*

*WTF?!?!*

Right...clearly a FIG...good thing I kinda like figs....

I forgot how "icky" they look once you bite into them... 

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!

Well that looks...interesting....

Hmmmm.

Friend on IG: "Hey that looks like a dogs butt-hole after a worm infestation"
Me: Aaaaaaannnndd now I'm going to vomit.....

GROSS!!!!!

I still like figs though. Just wont look at them while I'm eating...lest I envision worms and a dogs @$$ *shudder*

Its a "Melon Fig"...at least that is what I was told....