Most people will say life gives them Lemons at some point in their life, and the common response is "Make Lemonade". Well I want to say I am tired of making lemonade! Why can't life give me a better 'fruit'?
I hope you can learn something or at least be amused by some of the off the wall things that happen in my life.
I will also post random product reviews, movie reviews, book reviews, etc...I am a random person and like to keep all my lemons in one place.
Sorry, sorry for the "internet speak" but two different musicians have me having feelings at the moment...completely opposing feelings. My feelings are confused. Dammit, I came here to have a good time and I am just feeling so many things right now.
First up, Mr. Ed...Sheeran (tee hee hee).
OMG is that a baby Ed (I mean a really baby Ed not the fact that he is STILL a baby...24 Good Lord!)? This was the most ADORKABLE video ever! Then I looked up the lyrics and...shut up, I'm not crying I just cut an onion or something. He needs to stop with his amazing music.
Seriously though (just a taste): We keep this love in a photograph
We made these memories for ourselves
Where our eyes are never closing
Hearts are never broken
Times forever frozen still
Then in a totally unrelated video...Mr. Levine apparently broke the internet. I've watched the video. Yes, I saw his butt...I don't remember much else, I may have blacked out (kidding, sort of).
With that said, I cannot link the video here (well, I did link the page but if you click it, it may still be not there) because it was removed from YouTube sometime after I watched it! STG! I went to look it up and its on the Official Maroon 5YouTube page but it has been blocked stating "This video contains content from UMG, who has blocked it on copyright grounds." What?!?! But it is their video...right?!!?!? I so confused. And now I wont get to watch it again and see what I missed, pahaha. Told you I have a type and I guess it also includes tattoos in some cases.
If you haven't seen the video...it is, um, disturbing, to say the least. I like the song, I downloaded the song, I listen to the song and just love it (plus I like Maroon 5). When I first heard it, I thought it was about undeniable attraction which is a tad bit hot...then I watched the video (and read the lyrics) and feel like I need to add more locks to all doors and windows and carry an extra can of mace. WTF MAN?!? The vid is below:
I know the vid came out a few months ago but here are my thoughts...JFC can he be any freaking sexier. Its ridiculous. Seriously, do you ever see a celebrity and think "his/her level of attractiveness should be banned!". Especially when they try to make them look "bad" but they just can't look bad...its nauseating really.
In all honesty, the idea behind this video should be terrifying but I kept coming back to the thought of Adam Levine in glasses with his shirt off. Then the proper side of my brain kicks in and is like HE IS STALKING HER! Moving back to the holy shit that's hot, like really hot. The proper brain says "That's...what is wrong with you?!?! He is rubbing himself down with animal blood and swinging on a carcass!!! That is not hot!". But, but...he's scruffy with glasses and...oh my God, is he writhing in bed with her without her knowledge?!?! It should be illegal to make stalking look THAT attractive! Its to the point where you are almost like, hey if HE wants to stalk me it couldn't be THAT bad.
No...no....no. It is THAT bad because think about it. Some of the most notorious psycho paths were super attractive. So here you have the creeptastic "um, he is in her room talking pictures and snuggling in her bed while she sleeps" which leads into a very intense "love" dream thing...then there are buckets of blood dumped on them. I should totally be grossed out but I think True Blood desensitized me because I was not in the least grossed out. Instead, I was like "hmmmmm this is borderline porn" and kept watching.
So my thoughts...I will probably watch it again (and again and again)...even though the stalking really freaks me out...I've had "stalkers"...thankfully not to that extreme but how can you not want to watch it again (and again and again)!?!? *Argh* I think I need a cold shower.
