1. Talk about Religion/Politics at work
2. ASSUME a woman is pregnant
JFC that's how you get your teeth knocked out..from an angry...apparently "fat" woman with a mean right hook. Except I am not a violent person (usually) so instead I flip the question around.
Person: *pssst* are you pregnant?
Me: *snort* nope
AT THIS POINT YOU SHOULD WALK AWAY!
Person: Are you sure?
Me: *confused* Um, yes...100%....
Person: Really? You must be eat more and gain some weight...a little
Me: *PISSED OFF* Um, no....are YOU pregnant?
Person: *confused* No, I man?
Me: Are you sure? I mean last uniform order I had to go up two pants sizes for you....
Person: *REALLY confused* You look mad
Me: *calmly typing* If you don't want a can of Lysol shoved up your @$$, I highly recommend you leave...now.
What the actual F**K?!?! I know I am not a size 2 but screw you man. Asking the 1st question fine...but when I said NO, you should probably leave it alone. Oh and he is a f**king fat @$$...WHAT AN @$$HOLE!
Also, the "weight" I've gained is 90% muscle. I've been working out, running, dancing, swimming, etc. So I noticed a change also but its more what happens before all the "fat" goes away. You know when you 1st start working out again and you don't I dunno...its weird. See below...yea that's me...I am a f**king whale...just call me baby beluga...
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