I immediately regret my decision to google that...

So I am reading a book and in the book one of the "nerdy" characters is said to always say "Shazbot" when something goes wrong.  You know like you would normally say $hit or ¢rap.  I recognized the term but I couldn't place it so I Googled it... and now I want to claw my eyes out!!!

Shazbot is ancient sex maneuver invented by Egyptians on slaves when the pyramids would not be finished in time. Egyptians would grab gooseberries of slave and begin to slowly massage until fruit explosion. The resulting mess was called shazbot.

What...WHAT....WHAAAT!?!??!  Ahhhhh my eyes!!! Right I get it...I think...internet trolls right?!?!  Like this really wasn't a thing...right?!?!  I am leaning towards internet trolls, bunch of @$$holes....but oddly amusing. 

Further down the page I found what I was actually looking for.  It was an exclamation usually said by Mork from Mork and Mindy...you know Robin Williams being hilarious.  That is where I knew it from!  I used to watch reruns of Mork and Mindy all the time. That was some funny $hit!
Nanu nanu and whatnot.