Also, in case you are actually 100% uneducated...just because your area doesn't have any/many reported cases yet DOESN'T MEAN JACK $HIT! We had zero cases and now we are off the charts. Take the f**king precautions NOW! Pretend like everyone you meet is infected. That way the few cases you do have don't explode into this Bull$hit happening around me. I am now "locked" in until after my Birthday and am going to need copious amounts of wine/whiskey at some point.
Note - Screw all you dip$hits that went party for St Paddy's Day AFTER they told us not to. And the ding dongs that had a second line or crawfish boil this past weekend. You are part of the problem and should be sterilized.
So in conclusion....STAY HOME! Oh and wash your f**king hands you nasty creatures.
Rant Over......I need a drink.
