Monday, October 9, 2017

I always wanted to look like a spider was crawling out my nose....

JFC people why is this now a thing?!?!

Again I am 100% to each his own but most people try to get rid of noticeable nose hair not put it on display!!!  Also, I'd be itching at it the whole time!

Surely this is a joke...right!?!?

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Yes, its totally a joke but can you imagine?!?!  I know how I react to a tiny stray hair grazing my nose, I can't imagine having f**king lashes glued to it! 

What if you sneezed?!

*ahhhh choo*
Bless Yo-eeeeeew
What?
Um...you got a little something...*touching nose*
*looks in mirror* *giant green booger hanging from your nose lashes*

Or...or

*aaaaahhhhh chooo*
OMG WTF MAN!??! 
*nose lashes stuck to your friend's face*

Ahhh hahahah.  I can't...y'all this would be so bad for me. 

1) I'd keep touching them, therefore looking like I was picking/petting my nose
b) I would be the person with a boogie just a chillin'
3c) I would totes sneeze and loose my new hairs to the velocity

Oh...OH How would you blow your nose??!?!  I feel like this would complicate that significantly....

Whatever the case...I'm glad this is a ha ha...it is a ha ha...I hope to God its a HA HA.

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