Someone call the Winchesters, we have a Werewolf on our hands

Saw this..............

 I...what?!?!  Is this for real?!?!  The mental status of society as a whole is terrifyingly unstable.

I swear these are those headlines Sam reads and says to Dean/Cas "So get this....."

and then they all hop in the Impala and go kill the whatever.

"She said she planned to eat the victim’s heart after she killed him, and said she had already written a note to leave on his body explaining that she planned to kill again, according to police."

What?!?!  So like this is about the time I start hoarding toilet paper and don't leave my house...right...?