Hahahaha, GOD the 90's were a time!!! There was a whole f**king campaign with this adorable chihuahua trying to catch Godzilla with TACOS!!! But this isn't about the 90's or about Taco Hell but it is about Lizards.
I have no issues with reptiles. I will hold them, rescue them, protect them. I'm cautious but I am not scared of them.
So the other day I go to let the puppers out and something large and brown comes running out from under the end table.
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He let me pick him up with no issues. That's when I realized he was full of dust, kinda dehydrated and OMG he's missing a tail and front feet!!!!!! Oh buddy...I see you met Demon Spawn.
So I brought him outside and put him on the table. He was alive but didn't run off. I mean no front feet...jesus!
If you don't know...cats are @$$holes and will literally play with something to death.
I got a small plate, put some water, and put him on the edge. Honestly I figured he would die from shock or something.
A hour or so later he was moving around in the water and was way more alert so I left him be.
After work he was gone so I figured he moved on or was eaten by a bird. I was hoping for the former.
Since it's already warming up to Satan's armpit around here I've been watering the plants daily. As I am watering the Aloe on the patio something comes flying at my face.
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I don't know how smart lizards are but this one seemed to recognized I saved it and was no longer scared of giant hairless ape lady and seemed content to chill on my arm. I kept watering and he hung out until he was ready to go back in the aloe.
It's been over a week and Lt Dan still pops out of my Aloe plants. All I can assume is he's adapted to no front feet and is eating flying insects that land in the aloe. Like I know he can't climb so he has to be jumping (?) with his back legs... I guess.
