It was raining cats and dogs when I woke up. I had somewhere to be for work but the hubs was still sleeping. This meant I got dressed in very limited lighting. After a harrowing drive to the office I needed some serious caffeine and a potty. Potty first...
In my non caffeinated stupor I almost missed the tiny tear in my undies. "Hmmm that's odd". It was about a half inch across near the crotch area. "These are brand new, wtf?!?!?!" It looked like someone took a scissor to them! I have so many questions....
A little while later I went back to potty "OMG its bigger!!!"
Drank a little too much caffeine.... "JFC its almost halfway across now!!!!"
Went to lunch, came back... "Sweet Baby Jesus this B**ch is hanging by a thread!"
Had a mini meeting...I am talking in front of people ...when suddenly I feel a tickle...in my nether regions.
There was a definite change in temperature. I could hardly focus on anything but the fact that my f**king thong snapped and was now nothing more than a really sad loin cloth that barely covered...ANYTHING. Must continue...
Why do people think going commando is sexy?!?!? I don't find it sexy...its weird...and a little drafty!!!!
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