Thursday, October 25, 2018

Accidental Crotchless Panties

Can I get a do over?!?!?

It was raining cats and dogs when I woke up.  I had somewhere to be for work but the hubs was still sleeping.  This meant I got dressed in very limited lighting.  After a harrowing drive to the office I needed some serious caffeine and a potty. Potty first...

In my non caffeinated stupor I almost missed the tiny tear in my undies.  "Hmmm that's odd". It was about a half inch across near the crotch area.  "These are brand new, wtf?!?!?!"  It looked like someone took a scissor to them!  I have so many questions....


A little while later I went back to potty "OMG its bigger!!!" 


Drank a little too much caffeine.... "JFC its almost halfway across now!!!!"

Went to lunch, came back... "Sweet Baby Jesus this B**ch is hanging by a thread!" 


Had a mini meeting...I am talking in front of people ...when suddenly I feel a tickle...in my nether regions.


This can't be happening.... "no...no no no no no.....oh my god..."


There was a definite change in temperature.  I could hardly focus on anything but the fact that my f**king thong snapped and was now nothing more than a really sad loin cloth that barely covered...ANYTHING.  Must continue...


Why do people think going commando is sexy?!?!?  I don't find it sexy...its weird...and a little drafty!!!!


Can I get a redo?

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