Innocent man killed by a cop. Hold up...not just killed. I mean, he was straight up murdered. I know some people may not like to hear that but f**k... y'all it was bad...REALLY REALLY BAD. Like Jesus H Christ, its 2020 right?!? Why is this still happening?!??! Have we not evolved enough to f**king NOT do this? I know one bad egg but there have been quite a few bad eggs and now I'm worried about my cop friends that are legitimately good people....
Now the world is protesting because...are we not all HUMAN?!?! Come on! This is not acceptable, and it needs to stop (the killing & racism, not the protests).
So tick another box off for Apocalyspe BINGO.
So these protests I get and support, but holy $hit now I'm scared "Corona 2 - The Resurgence" is coming to a city near you in upcoming weeks.
Top that with a f**king Tropical Storm headed straight for LA and I mean June is starting off great...JUST GREAT! So Cristobal decided it wanted to make history and be the earliest 3rd named storm on record so "yay, good for you". Its not a Katrina or Harvey but it looks to dump 10+ inches of rain on us, so I guess that's the flooding part of the Apocalypse.
Now I see there is a football field sized "near Earth" asteroid floating around out there. And while I know these are always out there, its 2020. She'll probably just kick us while we are down and send a life ending rock hurdling into the Earth. Except it won't end life just make it THAT much more f**ked up *ahhhhhhhh*.
Its cool, I mean we are already in June...OMG its only June....I feel like I've lived 10 years in 6 months...
Crap I almost forgot about the cannibal rats...because that doesn't sound terrifying....
Who clicked on a suspicious link?
Did someone install Limewire????
Who dug up an old burial ground?
One word, Jumanji!
Clearly, the Earth's free trial of McAffe has expired, Good Luck and Godspeed.
Time to go old school.
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