I let them out to attack whatever they thought was in the house. I assumed they were barking at the cats. Except they didn't go past my living room. Normally they do a lap around the house....
So I walked out further. I had a HORRIBLE buzzing in my ears and they were still going ape$hit. Not just barking...it was really a protective thing happening. I realized I still had my ear plugs in so I took them out but the noise didn't change. I was still half asleep and thought the weird noise was coming from the nightlight in our kitchen. Mainly because the dogs were barking in that direction and that made sense to my sleep addled brain.
As I started to walk towards it Speedy grabbed and pulled my hand. WTF Dog?!?!? They were still barking like crazy. But I kept walking, Lil bit was biting at my ankles. Speedy kept grabbing my hand and getting in front of me.
A fully awake person would have realized they were trying to stop me from walking into the kitchen. But I was still half asleep and getting annoyed. I got to the night light and unplugged it. haha, success!!!
The noise didn't stop and the dogs were still barking. I was staring blankly at the light like, why are you still buzzing, I UNPLUGGED YOU!
Finally my irritation bubbled over and I yelled "Can everyone please shut up!!!" Immediately the noise stopped and both dogs stopped barking.
At this point I woke up enough to realize how f**ked up that was.
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