1.) If you have to boil water for drinking (we were under a boil water advisory after the freeze)...LET THE WATER COOL BEFORE DRINKING IT! Very young kids may not understand this but f**king adults should know not to swallow scalding water ffs! Ours news stations actually had to say this...
2.) Ice = Slippery. If you venture out unnecessarily when everyone and their grandmother is saying stay in...please be very very careful...
Thankfully my job doesn't require me in the office. I know others did/do but if its retail/restaurant/office...why?! No one was working, much less leaving their houses and schools/government offices were closed. Emergency personnel I understand. Skeleton crews at groceries/pharmacies if they can get there, I can understand, but the f**king mall...?
Who the hell woke up Wednesday and was like I know I might die on the road but I really need a new pair of kicks?!?!?!
No one, so why the f**k was the mall open?!?!?
Again...I try not to judge but this $hit makes me angry...closing for a couple days is better than losing an employee(s) because they were hurt trying to get there.
3.) Next! Why are people eating Tide Pods?!?!?!? Stop that right now!
My 11 y/o niece wants to know if when you become a teenager/adult you become stupid because according to her "Even my 5 y/o sister knows not to eat laundry detergent".
I am not talking about very young children, people with mental disorders, or people with dementia. These morons are "normal" teens/adults doing STUPID things to become internet famous.
This is almost as bad as the dumping boiling water trend that thankfully lasted a very short time but only after some poor child was literally scarred for life. Or what about the cinnamon challenge where you eat a spoonful of cinnamon and try not to choke to death.
While I hate cinnamon and would never try this, this was incredibly dangerous. Ingesting that much at once can cause coughing which causes you to inhale the powder still in your mouth. Which can lead to inflamed lungs and trachea causing more problems OR you might not be able to catch your breath. It was a stupid challenge.
Who the f**k thought this was a good idea?!? I know people were dared to do stupid things when I was younger...before the internet was so widespread but I don't recall anyone doing anything THIS stupid. Disgusting and risky...maybe but deadly...never or very very rarely.
So here is your take away........don't do drugs, drink with caution, Stop eating Tide Pods, don't pour boiling water on people, use cinnamon like a normal person, don't put on accelerant and light yourself on fire (yes, that was a thing for a hot second), don't put salt on your arm and then cover it with ice (it burns), just use your f**king brain! 5 seconds of internet fame isn't worth it!
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