Monday, November 20, 2017

Pet Peeve...about Pets...well Pet "Parents"...PEOPLE SUCK!

I hate...hate...F**KING HATE when people get rid of a dog or cat or whatever because "they are too difficult".  No.  NO

If you aren't ready for the responsibility of ANOTHER LIFE be it human, canine, feline, avian, or other...then don't get a f**king dog or whatever and for gods sake don't have a kid! 

They need CARE and ATTENTION and usually a vet visit from time to time (not the kid...that one should probably go to a pediatrician)...i.e. $$$$$

Dogs have to be taught.  If you don't have time to TEACH THEM they will just be f**king dogs.  Dogs pee inside...dogs tear $hit up....dogs bite but if you TEACH THEM they stop...usually. 

I just want to throat punch people who give up a pup to the shelter.  1. because the dog is so f**king confused& scared and 2. because they are probably NOT going to get adopted...at least not right away.

But what makes me even MORE ENRAGED is those same mother f**kers get ANOTHER F**KING DOG like a month or 6 later.   Wait wait wait....so you gave up little fido because he was too much but now you have mr poopers.  What happens when he's "too much"?!?!!?

Seriously though...if you have brought more than 1 dog to a shelter because they are "hard" you should be banned from adopting other pets.  I'm talking "Owner Surrender" not I found a dog on the street and can't keep him.  Yes I know not all pets and people match but don't punish a pupper because you are a lazy S.O.B. who doesn't want to take the time to teach a pup.  Do you want to go to prison?  Then don't send Mr. Snickers to one either.  Shelters try to make it a loving place but there is only so much they can do!

This makes me irrationally angry! If you don't have time to teach, get an older dog that's already taught.  Old dogs need love too!  Also, puppies are A LOT of work.  A - F**KING - LOT!  They wake up at all hours, they tee tee every 3 seconds, they chew on everything including you, they are little Tasmanian devils of poop and puppy breath.  But if you take the time, they are the most WONDERFUL companions ever. 

Moral of the story - Adopt don't shop...and for gods sake do your research BEFORE getting any pet.  They aren't just some toy that can be tossed aside because your kids lost interest or because you don't have time.

Rant over - Happy Turkey Week

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