So I am close with a few persons of the male gender. Like we are legit friends. Most, I am friends with their wives/sig others. That is all we will ever be and we are super close. Like we are basically inseparable and know almost everything there is to know about each other.
Well last night I had a dream. And when I woke up I legit went "no...no...NO NO NO!"
We were in a tropical climate. It wasn't NOLA, I know that. But it was warm and LOTS of water and LOTS of bridges. Something was wrong. Think like Day After Tomorrow WRONG.
We were at work I think and it was raining REALLY REALLY hard. At some point about 10 of us decided we needed to leave but it was some place where we didn't need a vehicle so we left on foot.. WTAF. As we were walking we could see islands in the distance. The islands had volcanoes exploding. But like...each one was exploding in a ....face? One looked like it had devil horns, one was a "normal" face, and so on. I was very nervous. Like I knew something was very wrong and we were in terrible danger. As we are running along the coast I was falling behind. My work bestie grabbed my hand so I would keep up with him. Look I am short...."fast" on a good day....I was struggling.
We made it to a bunker but it was under ground. I was FREAKING OUT. I kept saying we shouldn't be below sea level. Something is wrong. We need to go higher!!!! We were trying to get to our families for f**ks sake. But no one would listen.
My friend and a few others seemed to be on the same page as me. We opted to leave the bunker and hop into a Bronco with the the dude from Hawaii Five-0. What.is.happening?!?!?!
Legit haven't watched that show in 5 years but okay brain. So we are in this old @$$ Bronco driving across this ONE LANE bridge as waves of water crash OVER the bridge. I am talking Tsunami kind of waves. So dreams work nothing like reality. A 30 ft wave would FLOAT the vehicle and we'd somehow land back on the bridge because he had been driving this bridge his whole life.
Well one wave was too much and knocked us off just enough that we didn't land back on the bridge and were spun around into some canal thing. I started to roll down the window to jump out and this f**ker told me to roll it back up because his way would give us more time before the car sunk.
Well his way sucked and we were suddenly plummeting into the dark depths. I blacked out and when I came to I was looking up at my work bestie. He started crying and hugging me and mumbling something into my neck.
We were now on foot and it was just the two of us. We were hiking across scorched but wet lands. He was dragging me by they hand. I kept saying "Leave me, You need to get home!" But he wouldn't leave me. He said I love you and you are coming home with me!
What....what?!?! I mean yes I love all my friends. That is nothing weird but I am holding you back and you could die.... LEAVE ME. Also we have never officially said "love you boo boo"
We were hitting dead ends at every turn. He was getting visibly more scared but had my hand in a death grip. I was hurt and exhausted. I was keeping him from escaping. I said "please. Please just leave me I can't go anymore".
His beautiful blue eyes were scared, frantic. I said "go home! *wife* is waiting for you"
He grabbed me by the shoulders and said "You are coming home too! Plus *wife* would kill me if I left you, I think she loves you more than me!"
So we ran...and ran....and ran. I finally collapsed from exhaustion. He lifted me back to my feet. I again begged him to leave me. He grabbed my face and said "never", then kissed me. Nothing sweet or romantic. It was desperate, rough, scared but full of emotion. He poured everything into the kiss. Its like the kiss let me know how loved I was. I was staring dumbfounded at him and couldn't form a thought.
A massive wave crashed over us and I woke up.
I have ZERO desire to kiss my friend. Honestly I think if he tried to kiss me I'd either burst into a fit of giggles or gag. We aren't like that. We never have been and its' never going to happen!!!!
So why...? Why did my brain go "tonight you aren't going to kiss hubby or your celebrity crush. Tonight we kiss someone we see as a brother!!!! *muahahahaha*" I mean seriously...WTAF!
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